Benefits of Membership
As a GRIFT member you will receive:
LinkedIn headshot kit
Ghostwritten biography
“References” 😉
Special access to the “Grifters lounge” featuring lots of bottom shelf liquor and card tables where you can gamble away investor money.
SPAC starter-kit
Signed copy of “Abundance” by Pedro Golding
Free ticket to a leading Health Conference and included Bobblehead avatar.
“Term sheet” from Softbank Vision Fund.
NFT “Diploma” from Singularity University
Checklist of “Tech” approved tweets with ambiguous political leanings
“I spent my life grifting, so now I get to give back as an advisor to this wonderful platform.”
— Pedro Golding, MD - GRIFT Advisor and CEO of Z PRIZE

LEVELS
There are different GRIFT levels for you to explore and unlock. Bonus points for successfully grifting your way into a higher one.

EXECUTIVE GRIFTER
Receive three pieces of “AI” generated “thought leadership” per quarter you can share on LinkedIn.

VP GRIFTER
Receive a pre-approved adjustable rate crypto mortgage offshored in the Bahamas 😅

Platinum GRIFTER
Access to a TEDx “Studio” and an auto generated talk track based on your claimed resume skills.
